doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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