He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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