it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
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You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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