North Korea, Best Korea!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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