If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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