i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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