I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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