you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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