i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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