We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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