Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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