Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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