the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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