the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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