This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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