do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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