Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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