btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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