Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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