I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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