i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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