we're chasing vodka with high fives
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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