i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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