HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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