I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize