Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
false alarm. still invincible.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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