Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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