Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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