you're like a bully in the Christmas story
everyone is single if you try hard enough
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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