just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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