he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize
