If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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