I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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