Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
operation have a gay friend backfired
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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