My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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