She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.