And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.