umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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