and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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