Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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