At least make sure they are 18
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Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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