all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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