We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
that is very illegal...i love you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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