Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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