Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
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Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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