Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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