i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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