They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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