She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
this hospital has no fireball
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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