Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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