If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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