Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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