we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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