I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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