Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Operation Purity has been aborted
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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