dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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